old people are weird.

so weird. like, why are their freezers always way too cold? and why won't they let you pay for anything but they still only tip one dollar? and why do they make jokes about dying like they know it's happening and they really don't care? and why do they keep everything so that their houses and closets are full of really weird things? am I going to be that weird when I'm old? like, will I keep doing only the things I do now and never change even thought everything else in the world changes? old people are so weird.